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Dow Chemical - Between $300 and
$500 per victim : Dow accidentally killed 20,000 in the 80's and feels
really bad about it, according to this
internal memo. Note: this memo may be fake, I dunno. Note 2: Fine,
it's fucking fake. And not even a fake memo at that -- rather, a fake
press release. blah, eat me |
Counselor II unregistered |
re: Bogus crap! |
Dec 03 2002 10:09PM
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| Christ, how retarded do you
have to be to not smell out the falseness of this memo? Or perhaps Pud
doesn't give a shit if it's fake or not, after all, there's no such thing
as bad publicity. Either way--through stupidity or duplicity--Pud is
looking more and more like a loser...
quote:
Originally posted by Dick Hertz:
And this is the kind of drivel he expects people to spend $45 a month
for!
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globalnorler unregistered |
Bhopal Stiffs |
Dec 03 2002 10:19PM
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| I always wondered where the
band Bhopal Stiffs got their name!
So was there really anything that ever happened in Bhopal India?
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ArgoFukYurself unregistered |
re: This is shareholder greed at its
worst |
Dec 03 2002 11:12PM
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quote:
Originally posted by kooshball:
THANK YOU! THAT IS SOOOOOO FUCKING TRU!!! ddt was effective, ddt did
it's job safely, ddt was banned by knee-jerk left wingers.
Hey! You know what? There is a cheap, biodegradable product synthesized
from a native South American vine that will do the same job, not kill the
fish and disappears in the environment in a week, which they also knew
about (has been around for 20 years and the natives have used it for over
100) You think that Dow/ UC didn't know about this shit, or that they
cared? Dream on...
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ArgoFukYurself unregistered |
re: This is a fake. |
Dec 03 2002 11:16PM
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quote:
Originally posted by machine1823:
People who have actually met him decribe him as good humored and
witty.
People that decribe me - they have misunderestimated me!
Witty - no, witless, yes. Pass the Good Humor!
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Chelsea "Butt-Ugly"
Clinton unregistered |
re: Strategic Consulting Advice
Available |
Dec 03 2002 11:47PM
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quote:
Originally posted by J. Ludwig Marciano III:
James Marciano
CEO and Founder
Up-Set
James L. Marciano is the CEO of Up-Set, which he started in August
1996. Prior to founding Up-Set, Mr. Marciano was a strategy consultant
for five years, most recently with Accenture. Mr. Marciano received an
AB in Social Psychology from Harvard College in 1988, and an MBA in
general management from The Amos Tuck School at Dartmouth College in
1993. He has been a guest speaker at Harvard Business School and a
frequent contributor to industry publications, including the Wall Street
Journal.
-JLM (Harvard Grad)
http://www.up-set.com/marciano.htm
He's called asking me for dates several times
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hubytoto unregistered |
nice scoop! |
Dec 03 2002 11:55PM
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| Nice job pud! I didn't see
this on any other news sites and immediately sold my shares. This kind of
press will be very damaging when other people get it!
If I subscribe, is there more good stuff like this on internal
memos?
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Turkey Neck unregistered |
re: This is shareholder greed at its
worst |
Dec 04 2002 12:00AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Randy Ayn:
I dunno.
I *do* know that the banning of DDT - a cheap, effective killer of
mosquitoes - has resulted in millions of deaths in Africa over the
years.
Rachel Carson, as the one who gave life to the movement to ban DDT,
ranks in my mind as one of history's great mass murderers.
You'd rather have Negroes instead of eagles ?
Let's hear it for Saint Rachel !!
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VP Spiro T.
Cheney Registered Sinner |
re: Fuck Rachel Cuntwad Carson with a
broomhandle |
Dec 04 2002 01:10AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Millions die of malaria yearly:
The banning of DDT was a hysterical junkscience reaction that has
resulted in TENS OF MILLIONS of deaths from malaria
Thanks, you enviroweenie douchebags.
A couple more fucking little birdies are around, but millions of
people die.
:tool: :flip:
Wow, does DDT cure malaria?
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VP Spiro T.
Cheney Registered Sinner |
re: This is a fake. |
Dec 04 2002 01:22AM
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quote:
Originally posted by machine1823:
People who have actually met him decribe him as good humored and
witty.
Lobbyists also report that he's a wiz at sucking cock, he can bring 2
campaign contributors off at once in his mouth while stroking a CEO in
each hand & diddling the balls of a TV preacher with his bare toes.
His ass is reserved for thick greasy Saudi cock.
Our President is a great man!
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scruffs unregistered |
re: umm, yeah, that's a real memo,
allright |
Dec 04 2002 01:56AM
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quote:
....including well-known products like Styrofoam, DDT, and
Agent Orange, ..."
Of course it's fake... had it been real they would have listed Viagra
too....
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Utryharder unregistered |
re: fake memo? |
Dec 04 2002 02:32AM
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quote:
Originally posted by number_six:
... Also the Dow - Union Carbide merger is at most 2 years old -so
what had Bhopal to do with Dow?
Everything.
http://www.rediff.com/us/2000/ may/17us.htm
http://www.greenpeaceusa.org/
media/press_releases/2002/12022002text.htm
http://www.greenpeaceusa.org/
media/press_releases/2002/10232002text.htm
etc
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Wannabe Dow
Lawyer unregistered |
Get ready... |
Dec 04 2002 07:18AM
EST |
| Pud, you are so fucked.
Don't you know that Dow has some of the most ruthless lawyers on the
planet? Would you like to bend over on your own, or be forced by Dow's
Chief Reaming Officer?
You may be able to escape charges for comments that you don't have
control over on the board, but you continue to post false information at
your discretion on "Internal Memos"... BTW - aren't PRs public, not
internal?
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Fuckedbeyond unregistered |
re: This is shareholder greed at its
worst |
Dec 04 2002 09:55AM
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| This subject has touched
upon a little known fun fact. On the subject of corporations (in reality
central banks) and the money they have poured into the phony environmental
movement.
I leave it up to you the reader to turn off your TV for a while and do
your own research into this subject of "where does all the money coming
from?"
One documentary film worth the find is "The man inside the Rainbow"
This started out as a "paid for" film by both the Sierra Club and Wildlife
federation. It's filmmaker and, I believe, at the time employee of the
Sierra club stumbled onto some disturbing facts. The film became a
bombshell for both orgs in the late 80's early 90's. The film starts off
by showing some elite types hunting down "endangered species" rounded up
by Prince Phillip for his guests via World Wildlife Federation money and
personnel. That's just the tip of the iceberg of this, now hard to find,
documentary.
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velvetelvis Registered Sinner |
re: Again |
Dec 04 2002 11:07AM
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quote:
Originally posted by errmmmmm:
Nope - the US Department of Defense delegated its research arm known
as the Defense Advanced Projects Agency (DARPA) to develop a black box
specifically to prevent the hijacking of fly-by-wire airliners. If
communication between air traffic controllers and the flight crew of
such an aircraft ceases, and the aircraft deviates from its preplanned
flightpath, the DARPA black box enables a covert Federal ground control
facility to remotely fly the aircraft and safely land it. With the
cockpit flight controls deactivated, it would be impossible for
hijackers to deliberately cause the 9/11 disaster. A visual link between
the ground facility and the aircraft could be accomplished by means of a
Global Hawk remotely controlled surveillance aircraft. With the
capability of operating at an altitude of 60,000 feet, the Global Hawk
would be almost visually imperceptible to a person on the ground, in the
vicinity of the World Trade Center.
Unless and until you back that nonsense up with some documentation, you
are the BIGGEST raving lunatic bullshit artist in the world.
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cracksmoker unregistered |
re: Again |
Dec 04 2002 11:08AM
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quote:
Originally posted by errmmmmm:
Nope - the US Department of Defense delegated its research arm known
as the Defense Advanced Projects Agency (DARPA) to develop a black box
specifically to prevent the hijacking of fly-by-wire airliners. If
communication between air traffic controllers and the flight crew of
such an aircraft ceases, and the aircraft deviates from its preplanned
flightpath, the DARPA black box enables a covert Federal ground control
facility to remotely fly the aircraft and safely land it. With the
cockpit flight controls deactivated, it would be impossible for
hijackers to deliberately cause the 9/11 disaster. A visual link between
the ground facility and the aircraft could be accomplished by means of a
Global Hawk remotely controlled surveillance aircraft. With the
capability of operating at an altitude of 60,000 feet, the Global Hawk
would be almost visually imperceptible to a person on the ground, in the
vicinity of the World Trade Center.
Unless and until you back that nonsense up with some documentation, you
are the BIGGEST raving lunatic bullshit artist in the world.
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Go GW unregistered |
Fuck it |
Dec 04 2002 11:28AM
EST |
| All left weenies slow us
down I'm sick of cowtowing to other countries and left wing beacuse we
lead the world in everything and should act like it. Reagan won the war
and Clinton almost gave it away but we have a new leader who is doing the
right kind of leading. We dont need to go and fix every problem in the
world we did not cause. About time we got more respect becaue of our
strength and values as a christian nation. GW is doing it right so leave
him alone. Elections proved that. The economy is back and we have our
military in good shape. We dont' need anything else. Go GW!
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Cheesy Nuts unregistered |
re: Gas the Bastards!!! |
Dec 04 2002 11:59AM
EST |
| Nova Scotia's not a country,
fuckhead! It's a Province in Canada!
quote:
Originally posted by CEO of Corporate America:
Other countries that deserve to be gassed include Iraq, Iran,
Nigeria, Uruguay, Saipan, Guam, Tibet, Chad, Sudan, Ivory Coast,
Liberia, Madagascar, Nova Scotia, Iceland, Greenland, Estonia, and
Haiti. These are countries that are either too poor, too small or just
annoying enough to not matter to the US.
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poopybutt123 unregistered |
re: This is shareholder greed at its
worst |
Dec 04 2002 01:41PM
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quote:
Originally posted by ArgoFukYurself:
Hey! You know what? There is a cheap, biodegradable product
synthesized from a native South American vine that will do the same job,
not kill the fish and disappears in the environment in a week, which
they also knew about (has been around for 20 years and the natives have
used it for over 100) You think that Dow/ UC didn't know about this
shit, or that they cared? Dream on...
Really??? And I'm absolutely CERTAIN that the cure for cancer exists
somewhere in a piece of bat shit deep in the Amazon rainforest! Oh...but
the capatalist pigs are gonna decimate this great wilderness before we
have a chance to find it. BOOHOOHOO!
(sound of intense hand wringing)
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pussyface unregistered |
re: Gas the Bastards!!! |
Dec 04 2002 02:04PM
EST |
| it must be hard being the
fucking retard asshat that you are. But you really sparkled with that
quick reponse of yours! Yes, indeed, Nova Scotia is a province in Canada.
For your next assignment, go look up the word "irony", and for extra
credit, use an internet search engine to find the meaning of the term
"trolling".
quote:
Originally posted by Cheesy Nuts:
Nova Scotia's not a country, fuckhead! It's a Province in Canada!
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lobsterman69 unregistered |
re: This is shareholder greed at its
worst |
Dec 04 2002 02:21PM
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quote:
Originally posted by poopybutt123:
Really??? And I'm absolutely CERTAIN that the cure for cancer exists
somewhere in a piece of bat shit deep in the Amazon rainforest! Oh...but
the capatalist pigs are gonna decimate this great wilderness before we
have a chance to find it. BOOHOOHOO!
(sound of intense hand wringing)
What about the car that gets 120 miles a gallon they're hiding from us?
Or the tires that never wear out? Fucking capitalists.
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